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  • B 6:58 am on May 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    For Frank… 

    Just in case you forget. See you August 1st.

     
  • B 9:16 am on December 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: "surfing", favorite people   

    My sister, a faithful HPN reader, turns the big 2-1 today.
    Happy Birthday, sis!

     
    • F 9:39 am on December 10, 2008 Permalink

      Happy birthday!

    • D 9:45 am on December 10, 2008 Permalink

      Not to mention, one of our best fans.

    • A 5:32 pm on December 10, 2008 Permalink

      Nice, happy birthday L!

    • L 5:52 pm on December 10, 2008 Permalink

      thanks, guys, but the only thing on my wishlist this year was a HPN T-shirt.

  • B 12:24 pm on November 20, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , for real, with apologies to the listening public   

    For Frank for real 

    Now, this is for Frank.

    Warning: NSFW ’70s Pop Hits!

     
    • F 1:21 pm on November 20, 2008 Permalink

      Brian, you took a chance on me and—knowing me, knowing you—how can you resist it? Watch out when the lights are low.

      That’s all I have to say.

    • A 4:54 pm on November 20, 2008 Permalink

      Frank, that comment is the creepy.

      I’ve added the song to the MP3 player. Because I can.

    • B 5:01 pm on November 20, 2008 Permalink

      You’ve scared me away from pie thursday.

  • B 10:09 am on November 18, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: drop the slimfast,   

    MP on What to Eat 

    Michael Pollan debunks the idea of the “French Paradox” and says it is we as Americans who are indeed paradoxed:

    Americans are fixated on nutrients, good and bad, while the French and Italians focus on the whole eating experience. The lesson of the “French paradox” is you can eat all kinds of supposedly toxic substances (triple creme cheese, foie gras) as long as you follow your culture’s (i.e., mother’s) rules: eat moderate portions, don’t go for seconds or snacks between meals, never eat alone.

    There is no French paradox, really, only an American paradox: a notably unhealthy people obsessed with the idea of eating healthily. So, relax. Eat Food. And savor it.

     
  • B 12:28 pm on November 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: metaphorica,   


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    My new favorite Country Music metaphor:

    She’s an earthquake and you’re the faultline.

    - She’s So California, Gary Allan

     
    • A 1:21 pm on November 10, 2008 Permalink

      Gary Allan is rad. This is a favorite country song:

    • D 2:20 pm on November 10, 2008 Permalink

      How red state of you both.

  • B 9:33 am on November 6, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: chants, , obamanation, , si se puede   

    Presidential Sing-a-long 

    President-elect Obama has an impressive repository of tunes, penned in his honor. A quick re-cap:

    This was catchy.

    This had a hott backbeat and lots of strings, but only one actual lyric and less English than the first one.

    This was downright creepy. Especially the frenetic chanting at the end.

    And now that Barack has been elected, the formerly-hologrammed will.i.am was supposed to release a third song, titled “It’s a New Day” here, yesterday. He has failed to produce, but I’m looking forward to hearing what he comes up with.

     
    • D 10:39 am on November 6, 2008 Permalink

      1) This is a total Austin post. Brian has gone meta-hip.

      2) Lots of extremely attractive multi-racial people in the will.i.am song. Does Obama not have ugly fans?

      3) I hadn’t seen the second will.i.am video before. The first one was disturbingly moving. Must be because I’m a Gap-wearing, latte-drinking, blue-state white boy. But this second one… I swear this looks like an SNL parody. “I believe in Barack Obama because he believes in us.” !!!

  • B 9:40 am on October 24, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Check and balance 

    I heard this on NPR this morning, from a voter in Cincinatti:

    Overall, I would prefer a check. And that may be what ends up swinging my vote back to McCain, ’cause I don’t want an all Democratic…everything.

     
  • B 9:27 am on October 9, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Happy Holidays 

    Both D & F think that because the temperature dipped below freezing last night they are allowed to listen to Christmas music. It is waaaaaaaaaay to early for that, sez I.

    I know my protesting isn’t going to stop them, so my only demand is that they listen to some Seasonal Classics whilst they are at it.

    WARNING: NSFW Holiday Cheer!

     
  • B 9:05 am on October 9, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Good Days in ChiTown 

    Though D would contest, I’m sure, that every day is a good day to be a Chicagoan, today is truly a good day to be living in ChiTown — especially if your house is getting foreclosed upon. The Sheriff there has taken the law into his own hands, so to speak, and enacted a small-scale bail out of his own. He has told all of his deputies that they shall heretofore serve no evictions on foreclosed homeowners.

     
    • D 9:16 am on October 9, 2008 Permalink

      Wow. A reverse Sheriff of Nottingham.

  • B 9:51 pm on October 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: palin-phelps 2012   

    Fast-forward four years. Make that 3 years, 9 months. Summer, 2012. My prediction?

    Michael Phelps abandons other Summer plans to join Sarah Palin on the campaign trail as the VP half of the GOP ticket. Seems Sarah became the first woman president when, somewhere in 2010, the elected President mavericked his last.

    Why the Phelps pick? The campaign cites his foreign policy experience. “He’s been to lots of foreign countries,” says Palin. Speculation runs wild, however, that she just wanted someone else who had their swimsuit photos posted on the internet.

     
    • Laura 3:22 pm on October 6, 2008 Permalink

      brilliant

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